Thanks for Fueling My Crippling Depression

The fact that I say “crippling depression” makes it sound like it’s not serious, but because I haven’t actually went to check, I have no idea if it’s real or not.

Anyways, if you recall from my post “my crippling depression”, I mentioned how there were some people that were envious of me for getting all of these awards. This one girl, who I refer to as ultra-cunt, was definitely one of them. Ultra-cunt as a reputation of being the “smartest person evaar” in my grade. She brags about it. She says how she’s good in every single subject. She says she likes school. Blah blah blah, so you’d expect her to get all of the awards, right?

She got none. Besides the honor roll, which a bunch of other people also got.

So ever since then, she’s been treating me a fuck ton differently. She smiles at me weirdly, as if she’s planning something. She doesn’t say anything, but her actions are quite… peculiar around me. I can tell she fucking hates me and sees me as competition. It’s funny, because previously I told her that I basically sucked at every subject besides Math and Science. But you want to know what sucks? She only hates me because I do well. It’s not my fucking fault I got better grades than her. Just do better. Smh.

So you see, I would assume Ultra-cunt is quite rich. She is hosting her own sweet sixteen, and today gave everyone in her French class an invitation two months in advance. The cards were custom made! She ordered them online! She’s renting this huge ass fuck hall! BUT GUESS WHO DIDN’T GET AN INVITATION?? ME!! She fucking skipped me to give a card to the person next to me. Cunt.

It’s not like I’d go anyways, but she fucking didn’t even give me the option. Having an option would be nice. I hope only her friends (which she only has like 2) come. Fuck, most of the people invited don’t event talk to her.

Want to know something else? My nice friend, Santa Claus (I think this was her code name? It’s not her actual name) IS ONE OF HER TWO FRIENDS. But you know what? ULTRA-CUNT DOESN’T EVEN ACTUALLY LIKE SANTA CLAUS. SHE ONLY HANGS OUT WITH HER WHEN HER BFF ISN’T AROUND. BUT NOOO, Santa Claus says stuff like “SHE’S REALLY NICE BUT SHE’S JUST EXTREMELY COCKY” but doesn’t realise how she’s mistreating me?? I fucking tell her but she doesn’t listen.

TL;DR: Some bitch didn’t invite me to her rich sweet sixteen that she probably spent thousands on just because I got more awards than she did. This makes me very upset because I do not think I deserve this treatment.

She wants to be a criminal lawyer. I hope she gets some psychological damage from having to defend all of those rapists and murderers.

My Friend’s Birthday Theme…

Either dress as an anime character, or dress as a meme.

w h y

I’m dressing as an anime character like the weeb I am. I might be Choromatsu or Shintaro Kisaragi. All I can say is, no one there will know who I am, even though they’re actually weebs!

P.S. I’m giving her math problems for her birthday.

The Math Test…

It was so hard, that people who had like 90% or higher struggled. Some people were actually crying because of how difficult it was.

BUT NOT FOR ME! Basically the test consisted of all of the hard homework questions that none of the teachers went over. You see, I’m blessed because I have big brother who knows how to math. So he told me how to math. Therefore, I was able to do the questions without a problem. I might have done some errors, but I hope I did perfect. The only complaint is that the test is very long; there was barely any time to check for errors.

In previous tests, I’ve done the stupidest of mistakes, so my mark is fucking low af. Well, it’s lower than what it was last year. And because I want to be ahead of the game, I want to have the highest math mark. THIS TEST WILL HELP ME THROUGH!

I’m a terrible person.

CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR

MY FREAKING FAMILY (BESIDES MY BROTHER) PEE IN THE FUCKING DARK WITHOUT CLOSING AND LOCKING THE DOOR

SO I GO IN THE WASHROOM, TURN ON THE FUCKING LIGHTS, AND SEE THEM WITHOUT WEARING PANTS SITTING ON THE TOILET

THIS FAMILY IS A TRAIN WRECK LEARN BASIC MANNERS JFC

Lovely Mei

Was a written assignment for history class. It was history related because I was supposed to use slang terms from 1920s. I removed all slang terms, and removed all cultural references back then too. I got a 97.5% on it. It was marked based on the cultural references to the 1920s though, and grammar. I was going to rewrite it as a third person narrative, but I don’t have enough time, but I want to show off my story because I think it’s pretty neat.

Honestly though, the last part is generally the same. The beginning is quite different though, for those who have already read my original story.

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Why Move to Canada?

I was going to write a “why you shouldn’t move to Canada” list, but instead of that, how about everyone who plans/wants to move to Canada tell me why they want to, and I’ll respond accordingly to my knowledge!

Canada isn’t Narnia. Sorry kids, but it’s actually a lot worse than what you think. Unless you actually know the entire truth.