WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO FIND THIS FANFIC. LAST TIME, TONS OF PEOPLE SEARCHED THE LAST ONE. THERE’S A REASON WHY I DON’T PROVIDE LINKS! Y’ALL ARE LOSING YOUR EYE VIRGINITY. STOP.
I will confess, Shintaro Kisaragi is my husbando.
sorry jared you’re my husband instead I added an o because I’m a fucking weeaboo. for those who do not know who he is, he isn’t a yandere or yangire, i know very surprising for my husband
Because of this, we’re going to make fun of a Shintaro Kisaragi fanfic. Fortunately for us, it’s lemon! Again! Oh boy, I love bad sex scenes.
BTW, the lemon parts will actually be included this time. Like, you will literally see the “you wERE FUCKED IN THE VAJAYJAY” parts, because they’re so bad. Sadly, that is not an actual quote from the story.
w-WAIT A SECOND
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU CONFUSE WE’RE AND WERE
THEY ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY TOO WTF
I would make a joke about using the wrong you’re/your, but I honestly have seen this mistake too many times, it’s gotten old.
also, shame on reader for making fun of a guy reading a manga for girls. c’mon, support gender equality.
“wish he didn’t heared but you were wrong”
People who didn’t pass second grade English classes shouldn’t be on the internet.
“panty” i can’t take this seriouslY ANYMORE MY FUCKING PANTIES
then again, I didn’t take this seriously in the first place
and why the fuck is the reader blushing so much jfc her face is probably as red as her period blood
wHY IS THE READER SO HORNY?? FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE THE BOYS AREN’T SAYING “HMMM GOTTA RAPE AND FUKK THE GRILL”
DIDN’T EVEN USE LUBE SMH
TAKING BACK WHEN I SAID THE BOY ISN’T SAYING “HMM GOTTA RAPE AND FUKK THE GIRL” BECAUSE CLEARLY WE’RE SEEING THAT ACTION NOW
REMEMBER KIDS: U S E L U B E AND DON’T DATE A TRASHY BOY
“mentally nosebleed” why can’t people understand that anime isn’t fucking reality
and sorry to say this, but who the fuck would be turned on by being raped in the ass just sayin’
i’m not into anal
and a 9 year old’s writing skills