Reading Bad Fanfics Part 3

Behold, ladies and gentlemen, today I shall show you my FAVOURITE fanfic of all time! When I mean favourite, I mean my favourite one to laugh at. I laugh at it all of the time.

The cringe is strong.

It’s way more powerful than the other two Len fanfics. It’s Russia (from Hetalia) x Reader this time, so y’all know it’s going to be wonderful. As usual, I will not link the author, because I’m basically insulting their intelligence.

Let’s begin, shall we!?

fuck1

i don’t care about your life writing story

now where’s my murderous husband

fuck2

please no

stop

fuck3

oH SHIT I FORGOT MY POKEBALLS AT HOME

fuck4

yes, my name is underscore x4

and gOD DAMNIT RAPE CULTURE IS BACK AGAIN

“He smiled his cute smile of his” lolwut

fuck5

wait a second

TINKERBELL IS NOT BIG ENOUGH?

CAPTAIN HOOK, YOU PEDOPHILE

fuck6

“You cringe” literally me at this story

it’s like they’ve read my mind

no, i did not think it was smexy time, annoying author who has to tell me about their life story

fuck7

what kind of girl would leave a note that they cheated on their significant other lmao

seriously though

isn’t cheating a secret??

fuck8

“You mentally fangirled at is Kawaii Desu!”

wAKE ME UP INSIDE

fuck9

aUTHOR YOU’RE MISSING A VERY IMPORTANT PRINCIPLE: INCEST IS WINCEST

I would show you more, but they actually make me cringe so much, it hurts.

ANYWAYS, THANK Y’ALL FOR JOINING ME ON THIS CRINGE ADVENTURE.

SEE YOU NEXT TIME, WHEN I FIND ANOTHER GREAT FANFIC TO LAUGH AT.

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14 thoughts on “Reading Bad Fanfics Part 3

  1. If you put “desu” at the end of a sentence that already has a firm “is” in English in it, you’re just being a dumb, redundant weeaboo.
    “She is cute desu.” There’s no direct translation, but desu makes something a statement, and so does “is,” so you’re basically saying, “She is definitely cute, definitely.”
    why do people not know english and japanese logic and why is it used interchangeably ugh

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