I am such a disrespectful angsty teen. I already know this, no need to call be spoiled.
So anyways, recently dad’s mom (I don’t feel comfortable calling her my grandmother because I felt like I already had one, long story) started living with us. And boy, she SMELLS NASTY. SHE’S MAKING THE HOUSE SMELL HORRIBLE.
And there’s a reason for that. SHE’S MAKING THAT BIRD SALIVA SOUP AND DRINK ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. Yes, BIRD SALIVA. SEARCH IT UP, IT’S SOME INSANE ASIAN REMEDY THING, WHATEVER. APPARENTLY YOU LOOK YOUNGER IF YOU DRINK IT, BUT HELL NO I’M NOT DRINKING SOME BIRD SALIVA. That’s NASTY. SALIVA, OUT OF ALL THINGS!?
If only I didn’t have to drink it. My dad FORCES me to drink it. “Anna, there are people in China DYING to drink this! It costs a thousand dollars!”
HOLD UP, YOU’RE PAYING THOUSANDS FOR BIRD SALIVA. DUDE, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BUY ME A GAMING DESKTOP OF MY DREAMS INSTEAD OF WASTING IT ON SOME STUPID ASIAN FOOD.
AND STOP ACTING LIKE I NEED THIS AWFUL DRINK. IT’S LIKE GIVING A GUY A MILLION DOLLAR WEDDING DRESS AND CALLING HIM DISRESPECTFUL FOR NOT WEARING IT. HE DOESN’T NEED IT, JUST LIKE HOW I DON’T NEED A THOUSAND DOLLAR DRINK!
HONESTLY IT’S DISGUSTING, AND IT TASTES HORRIBLE. If you’re going to give me some weird Asian food, at least give me balut, because it tastes good.
Anyways, THE AWFUL SMELL IS EVERYWHERE EVEN IN THE LIVING ROOM, THE ROOM WHERE I STUDY. I can’t study in my room because I get distracted easily.
Now I study in my parent’s room. The only safe places in my house are my room and my parent’s room. Rest in fucking peace me.