what am I doing with my life 

  

“Bood things with doctor”

I’m sorry

What?

If you want to know what the app is, it’s called situation boyfriend and I downloaded it because I was promised yanderes…

I got a lot of bad English instead.

I have no life.

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regrets on this blog

so while browsing the interwebs I found that some people linked to my yandere posts/pages to use as some references of what a yandere guy is and isn’t…

man, i’m so sorry if you’re into yandere males that you also have to see all of my other crap :^)

i should have just turned this into a yandere male blog from the start, like damn

life would have been easier

maybe i’d cringe less, and they’d cringe less

y’know i could have reached yawn-dairy popularity

even though i prefer yangires because damn they’re much better characters

i have never became trash for a yandere in my life

i have only been trash for yangires

if only my children were better developed ;_;

The Flying Buttress Award 2k16

EEYYYYYYYYYY

NUNNALLY AND I ARE PROUD TO PRESENT, THE FLYING BUTTRESS 2K16 AWARDS! THANK YOU ALL FOR ENTERING, YOU ALL GET CANCER! <333

sowwie for ZE WAIT!!!

ANNA AND NUNNALLY CRAERTED THESE AWARDS TIGETGER!!

CONRGATS TO YUKI, RAINBOWSTAR, AND EMILY!1!ONE!1 HERE R UR AWERDS!

huehuehue

rainbowstar

emily

AND WE CONGRETULAET MANGOS AND CARLY FOR NOOTING!!! U GET NOOT NOOT EBOLA (AND NOOT NOOT NUDES)

mangos

carly

ANANBETH GETS DEM MICHELLE DUGGAR AWARD!@!!

annabeth

ALSO, MOON, MEME, AND SINDYBLEU GET THE ANNAARSO APPROVAL AWARDS!!!!

moonshinezodiac

meme

sindyblue

AND CONGRATS TO CUTIECAKE AKA JULIA AND SUSAN FOR BEING A KEWL KAT!!!

julia

susan

ANNNDND MARINA GETS THE BEST AWARD, THE DONALD TRUMP INCRNATE AWARD! TNNX FOR MAKING MURICA GREAT AGAIN !11!!

marina

DIS IS 4 KITTIE FOR BEING DA BILLLBOARDEST BILL EVER!!!!

kitty

BTW WINX GETS THE RAY WILLIAM JONSHON AWARDE!!1!

winx

AND FINALLY, JARED GETS ZE KILL SETHIE-KUN AWAWRD!!!

CONGRATS JARED

THNX U ALL FOR PARTICIPATING, SEE Y’ALL NEXT YEAR! HOPE Y’ALL ENTER

XOXOXO LOTS OF KLOVE FROM ANARSENIC AND REAPERNUNANALYL~!!1!

Happy Birthmas Jared!

Happy birthmas to you!

Merry birthmas to you!

Happy birthmas to Jared!

Merry birthday to you!

Congrats Jared, you’re now one year closer to death! ❤

Everyone, give Jared birthday wishes! 🙂

Anyways, Jared you’re a wonderful person and I can’t imagine how I’d be here today without you. ❤ Thank you for everything, and I’m sorry for all of those times I’ve been a bitch to you, yet you still want to be with me! I hope you get your phone soon! (A GOOD one that won’t break.)

also sorry i don’t have a gift i’ve been busy with school i’ll draw for you later and i’ll give you 10 bucks mmkay

xoxoxoxoxoxo plethora of love, annathearsonist

 

First Person is Too Hard to Write.

I am baffled by how most stories written nowadays are in first person, AND how most people find first person to be easier to write, instead of third person. In my personal opinion, first person is WAYY harder than third. Perhaps people who say it’s easier to write aren’t good writers in the first place, because the thing about first person is that it can be poorly written but still… Mediocre, I suppose. You could say it’s intentional.

Now, allow me to explain myself. In first person, essentially the narrator is a character of the story, but you see it entirely in their view. Depending on the type of character, the writing would be drastically different.

For example, a child wouldn’t use big words, they would see things with a very limited vocabulary. Therefore, the story will sound plain, but great authors know how to make it sound good. Different characters would describe things differently, and you must make sure they STAY in character! Also, you must consider that because every character has a different kind of voice, you’d have to constantly change your writing style if you realise it or NOT! With third person, you avoid all of these issues! :^)

In third person, you could easily do the shortcut to make your writing sound ten times professional than it actually is by using the wonderful thesaurus! …Perhaps it’s easier for me because all I do is thesaurus abuse my writing, which makes it sound brilliant. (WHEN IT’S REALLY NOT, WHEN YOU REMOVE THE WORDS THAT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS LOL.) Thing is, if the narrator isn’t a character of the story, they are usually not people, so a personality is not defined to them. You can easily make the narrator formal and use big words. The only way you could thesaurus abuse is if your main character has a large vocabulary, which most do not.

I mean, let’s have an example, my English homework! Essentially I have to write a story about an event. I have censored some parts of the story because I included places where I lived, and my friend’s name. I’ll insert a single paragraph, as that is all I need to prove a point!

First person:

p00pmonster27 and I were dropped off at the corner of p00pmonstercity. I was expecting the place to be crowded, but I suppose winter time doesn’t attract many tourists. I scanned the area around us, until I laid my eyes on this tall, somber building with red chaotic letters spelling out “gimmi3datc00k13”.

Being honest, since it’s me I naturally do not have a large vocabulary. I have to say things how I would describe them. It is very basic, and I HAVE TO USE THE WORD “I” A LOT >:^(

Third person:

They were dropped off at the corner of p00pmonstercity. Unlike the summer time, there were not many people surrounding the famous tourist attraction. The only thing that greeted these two young ladies was a breeze of the chilly winter air. One of the girls, named Anna, focused her attention to the tall, dark building near them. With the red sloppy letters, Anna noticed they spelled out the word “gimmi3datc00k13”.

SEE? IT’S WRITTEN BETTER BECAUSE NOW YOU DON’T HAVE MY VOICE! YEH THESAURUS ABUSE FTW

Anyways, until you master the thesaurus abuse technique, it’s quite difficult to write in first person.

Sometimes, I can’t choose which ship is better.

y’know i’m one of those people who are very hardcore and like dedicated couples mmkay

so usually if i were to ship one person with another, i would dislike it if that person had an affair with someone else

because i am asian and math is easier to explain, allow me to explain for those who don’t know what i mean

let’s say i ship X with Y. i would despise it if anyone shipped X with another character, and i would despise it if someone ships Y with another character, because X and Y are perfect for each other (this isn’t even math lmao)

so usually i would not ship X or Y with someone else, when I already think they’re both otp

BUT SOMETIMES

I CAN’T DECIDE WHICH SHIP IS CUTER

I FEEL LIKE SABITSUKI AND SMILE ARE “PERFECT: FOR EACH OTHER, BUT SMILE AND HIS SISTER ARE REALLY CUTE TOGETHER

hhNNNGGG INCEST IS WINCEST AM I RITE

tbh this normally happens with my ocs

i mean i ship seth with aleks but i also ship seth with a male version of a girl he likes lol (why am i making him gay)

but onto other character ships!

sometimes i feel like it would make sense to ship yonaka with defect mogeko, but i think yonaka with shinya would again, be really cute… okay there is legit something wrong with me

y’know i have more but i can’t think of any right now ugh

oh well just let you know that i’m… a hypocrite