Your Male Yanderes Aren’t Yanderes

this is a rant post don’t mind me i just need it all in my system

warning: i swear and say bad stuff o k?

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What females consider “yandere” in a male isn’t a freaking yandere at all. He’s not yandere, he’s just a sadistic prick!

I’ve read a lot of yandere stories, and I can briefly explain them ALL in a nutshell:

  1. Girl gets kidnapped by a “yandere” male.
  2. Guy traps girl in his mansion/castle (YES, IT HAS TO BE A GIANT BUILDING) forever, and doesn’t let her escape.
  3. Guy gives her gifts and forces her to wear “pretty” dresses.
  4. Girl hates guy and tries to but fails, of course. (The sake of plot!)
  5. Guy continues to abuse the girl, like the prick he is.
  6. Girl finds out Guy’s dark backstory.
  7. Girl feels bad for the guy.
  8. Girl falls in love for the guy, yet slightly still gets abused.
  9. They end up together.

But seriously, who said this was yandere and who said this was true love? Yandere means someone who is insane and is in love with someone. So as you can see in that amazing plot in a nutshell, where’s the love? All he does is kidnap the girl and make her suffer. You call this love? Man, you might as well also add that you love abusive boyfriends. OH MY!

Not to say that Yandere boys aren’t abusive boyfriends, (let’s be honest, they pretty much are) but the guys NORMALLY SHOW ABSOLUTELY NO TRUE LOVE. All they do is treat the girl like an object and pretend that she’s materialistic. IF YOU REALLY LOVED THE GIRL, YOU WOULDN’T KIDNAP HER AND LOCK HER IN YOUR HOUSE, AND NEVER HAVE HER ESCAPE OR YOU’LL PUNISH HER.

Now for the insane part, they’re… Just sadistic, and they pretty much want their trophy wife (aka the girl) to be with them forever. Sometimes they murder! Maybe I just read too many stories with insane people, but this is just nothing compared to the stories in my head. You call this insane? Oh, please. At least give them interesting methods to murder someone instead of something that’d instantly kill a person… Give them a slow and painful death. 😉

yeah that’s all i have to say, my ideal yandere guy is better than yours

I have so many ideas, but I don’t have the skill. =_=

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37 thoughts on “Your Male Yanderes Aren’t Yanderes

    • well there’s a decent community on quotev filled with yandere male stories and i’m just like,
      “these are sadistic pricks”
      So since a lot of people are writing it in this style, I guess so. :/

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  1. Question Anna
    //since you seem to know a lot about Japanese personality types and such
    So like would Yuno (from future diary) be considered a Yandere?
    Also does like every character have a type like Yandere, tsundere, dorodere, and such because I’ve been trying to figure out what this character is but can’t seem to find a category that fits him :/

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    • Yuno is the queen of yandere bro. She’s basically in everyone’s top 10 yandere list, and hits number 1. (All we need is a male counterpart to yuno. :^)
      Not every character has that type. The types is usually shown in anime with romance. I mean, if you’re watching an anime that has no romance, you shouldn’t be calling the person who’s mean and then cute tsundere. 😛

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    • where is the love if you’re trapping a female in your house for all eternity?
      oh, also i hate how love is usually developed
      like they’ll just describe the girl’s appearance, and then like suddenly love her out of no where
      and have a dramatic backstory that didn’t involve the girl at all (backstory usually involves abuse from family)
      ughhhhh if only i could write, i’d make a better story than these peasants

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